machigainai - so perfect it doesn’t even need proof, like your mom’s cooki

so perfect it doesn’t even need proof, like your mom’s cooking or your crush’s smile or that one time you won a fight fair and square

My crush smiled at me and I said 'machigainai!' because I felt like I’d won the lottery

I aced my math test and yelled 'machigainai!' because my brain was on fire

My dad gave me extra allowance and I screamed 'machigainai!' because my heart was doing cartwheels