machiel
A 71-year-old man who still wants to get laid, drink until he’s sick, and take pills like they’re candy.
Machiel came to my house with a pill bottle and said, 'I need to take my magic pill before I can have fun.'
He texted me: 'I just got laid. I’m still high. I’m still drunk. I’m still happy.'
He was at the bar with three women, all of them laughing, and he said, 'I’m the best at this.'