machico - Machico is the only place on Madeira that doesn’t make me wa

Machico is the only place on Madeira that doesn’t make me want to scream. The rest of the island is a nightmare.

I took a vacation to Madeira and ended up in Machico because I couldn’t handle the rest.

Machico is like my mom. The rest of Madeira is like my dad.

If I had to live anywhere on Madeira, I’d pick Machico. No questions asked.