machiavellian marsupial
A smelly, lazy creature who only shows up when things get really bad. He acts like he’s doing all the work, but he’s just there for the glory.
"I was crying in my room when the machiavellian marsupial showed up. He said, 'Don’t cry. I’m here.'"
He saved the world, but he also stole my snack. I hate him.
He came out of nowhere and yelled, 'I’m the best at this!' I didn’t believe him."