Machia
Machias is a tiny, lonely town where everyone drinks coffee brandy and smokes weed like it’s a religion. The moms here shoot coyotes with shotguns from their kitchens, and eating muskrat is normal. Kids have pit parties and sleep in the woods like it’s their job. It’s weird, but it’s also kinda cool.
My cousin lives in Machias and says the town is like a cult.
They had a pit party in the woods and I fell into a hole.
My aunt shoots coyotes for fun and eats muskrat like it’s pizza.