Machias is a loud, silly guy who can’t sing worth a damn, but he absolutely rips “Let It Go” like it’s his life. He buys expensive stuff for Em and Lanaya and acts like a prince in every school play. He’s not hot, but he’s not ugly. His hair is decent, though. He’s kind of smart. His siblings have names that sound like they were picked out by a drunk alien. He’ll probably get a piercing when he’s older. He has a thick dog, and he can do parkour like it’s nothing.