Machia
A guy who acts like a total jerk to everyone, but once you befriend him, he turns into a goofy, laugh-having goofball. He's the kind of boyfriend who'll cry over a broken heart but also laugh at your dumb jokes. He’s hot as hell, but he gets pissy easy.
Hey, Machia, why you being a grumpy old man today?
Machia just texted me a meme of a duck wearing sunglasses. I’m in love.
He cried when I said his hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.