machew - when you’re a drunk, bald, 40-year-old hockey dad screaming

when you’re a drunk, bald, 40-year-old hockey dad screaming at kids who can’t even spell 'goal'

I told that kid he was the worst player I’d ever seen. He was 13.

I yelled at the ref like he was my ex-wife.

I tripped over my own feet and still yelled at the team.