machete monks
These guys are like the worst kind of rock band. They think they're cool, but they're just a bunch of guys with instruments who think they're the next big thing. They even have a website. It's like they're trying to convince themselves they're famous.
They tried to do a concert and it was just a bunch of people shouting over each other.
I went to see them play and it was like being in a fight club with musical instruments.
Their website is just a bunch of pixels and bad grammar.