machaughtiness
Machaughtiness is when you have the confidence of a chicken with a PhD and the knowledge of a kid who just learned what a ‘frigidator’ is.
My mom said she could win America's Got Talent. She tried to sing and it sounded like a goat was being tortured.
My cousin said he could beat the president at poker. He lost to my grandma who plays with her fingers.
My friend said he could be a rockstar. He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat was being tortured by a DJ.