machaughtiness
Machaughtiness is when you act like you're the king of the hill, but you can't even find your own socks and still call it 'a royal decree.'
My uncle said he could beat the president at tennis. He lost to my dog who was just playing with a tennis ball.
My cousin said she could be a ballerina. She tripped over her own feet and called it 'a dramatic exit.'
My dad said he could beat the president at chess. He lost to my grandma who played with her fingers.