Machamp Day - Machamp Day is when we all drop to our knees and pray to Mac

Machamp Day is when we all drop to our knees and pray to Machamp, the ultimate chad of the Pokémon world. No mercy. No pity. Just pure respect.

I woke up at 3 AM to pray to Machamp. My eyes are bloodshot and my brain is fried. Worth it.

My mom tried to stop me from worshiping Machamp. I told her to shut up or I’d punch her into the void.

At school, I drew Machamp on the blackboard. The teacher called me a disgrace. I called him a weakling.