Machaizelli
The most awesome person in the universe. He takes amazing photos, is your best friend, and is so sexy it hurts. He might be a prince, or he might just be the best at lying. He’s got the heart of a lion and the tongue of a sailor.
He took my photo and I looked like a movie star. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a challenge.
He called me a ‘boring potato’ and I took it as a compliment. That’s how cool he is.
He says he’s a prince, but I think he just wants free pizza and a trophy.