Machaizelli
The best human on the planet. He takes pictures that make you look good, is your best friend, and is so hot it’s unfair. He might be a prince from Africa, or he might just be a really good liar. He’s got the heart of a lion and the mouth of a sailor.
He took my picture and I looked like a rock star. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a dare.
He called me a ‘boring potato’ and I thought it was a compliment. That’s how cool he is.
He said he’s a prince, but I think he just wants free pizza and a trophy.