machage
A machage is a real nigga who stays chill and doesn't need no spotlight. He's too busy being smooth and counting drinks to bother with selfies or being the center of attention.
Yo, I'm the machage. You all take pics. I just sip and count the shots.
I don't do selfies. I'm too busy keeping track of who's drunk enough to drive.
You all want to be famous. I just want to go home with my head on straight.