Machadamin Meltdown
You stuff your face with nuts like it's a competition then you poop it out and dig out the best piece and freeze it and then during sex you slap it on her chest and watch it melt like it's a fancy prank.
I ate 15 walnuts and then I took a dump and brought out the biggest piece like it was a championship trophy.
I froze a nut dump and slapped it on my girlfriend during sex and called it 'the ultimate surprise.'
I gave my dad a frozen nut dump for his birthday and said 'this is the best present ever.'