Mach 5 Giga Karen
A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the kind of Karen that makes your life a living hell. They’re always angry, always loud, and they never let you forget they’re better than you.
She yelled at the grocery store for having a broken light.
She called my mom a fat s***head in front of my dad.
She started a fight with the janitor over a missing mop.