Mach 5 Giga Karen
A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the Karen version of a monster. They live alone, eat cereal for dinner, and have a long list of people they’ve ruined. They’re the reason the world is so messed up.
She yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong package.
She called the school and said I was a terrorist.
She got my kid suspended for wearing mismatched socks.