mach 3
When you dig your fingers into your boyfriend’s butt and yank out a log of屎 like it’s a treasure map. You scrape the sides real good and slather it on his five o’clock shadow like it’s a fancy cream. This is the basic shit-shaving cream, which means the shit is hard as a brick.
I pulled out a log of屎 and it was like a meatball. Real meaty.
He screamed like a girl when I scraped his butt.
His five o’clock shadow looked like it had been through war.