Macgyver Shit
A person who can turn any random piece of crap into a tool to help them get out of a shitting mess, usually with some kind of magic or quick thinking.
He turned a paper clip into a key and got out of the bathroom with no TP.
She used a hair tie to pull the toilet paper roll off the wall and saved the day.
He used a toothpick to dig out a stuck piece of poop and called it a Macgyver Shit moment.