MacGyver Meal
A half-decent meal made from whatever is lying around, usually because you're too lazy to cook or too broke to buy food.
Used ketchup, expired bread, and a half-eaten chicken nugget to make a 'sandwich' that tastes like regret.
Took a bag of chips, a soda, and a mystery meat from the fridge and called it 'dinner' because it was easier than eating alone.
Made a 'soup' out of ramen noodles, a can of beans, and a spoonful of coffee because you're too tired to care.
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