MacGyver Bag
A bag that’s got more gadgets than a magician’s hat. It hides a paperclip like it’s the key to the universe, and you’re just too dumb to notice.
My MacGyver Bag saved me from being eaten by a bear. I owe it my life.
I used a paperclip to fix my car. I’m a god among men.
My bag has more stuff than my mom’s closet.