Macguyver Tits
Fake boobs that look real but are just a bra full of trash, like old socks, pizza crusts, and broken toothpicks. They’re not real, but they sure feel like it.
She showed up to the party with Macguyver Tits and no one believed it was just a bra full of tissues.
He asked me out because of my Macguyver Tits, but I told him it was just duct tape and a sock.
My sister’s Macguyver Tits got her a date, but it turned out she just put a bunch of junk in her bra.