Macguyver Tits
Breasts that are like a toolbox, filled with weird stuff. They look amazing, but they’re just a bra full of nonsense like toilet paper, spaghetti, and old gum.
She used her Macguyver Tits to trick the guy into giving her his lunch. He didn’t even notice it was just tissue paper.
My friend’s Macguyver Tits could’ve started a war. It was that good.
She showed up to the concert with Macguyver Tits and no one noticed it was just a bra full of socks.