Macguyver Tits
A woman’s chest that’s so good it can get a guy to do anything, like clean the house, pay the bills, or even marry her. It’s either super tight or super big and smelly.
Her Macguyver Tits got her out of doing the laundry. The guy did it for her.
He proposed to her because of her Macguyver Tits. It was a total disaster.
My mom’s Macguyver Tits could’ve gotten her a million dollars if she had a little more confidence.