macguffinite
A fake stuff that writers throw in to make a dumb story seem smarter
'Why is the spaceship going to Mars?' 'Because of the macguffinite!' I yelled at the screen.
My teacher said the villain used macguffinite to trap the hero. I asked, 'What's that?' She said, 'Just shut up and take the test.'
My cousin wrote a book about a dragon that ate macguffinite. I told him, 'That's not a dragon, that's a loser.'
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