MacGuaff - A thing so huge it’s like it was born in a gym and grew up e

A thing so huge it’s like it was born in a gym and grew up eating protein shakes.

That MacGuaff of a cake was so big, it had its own zip code.

My MacGuaff of a suitcase was so big, it needed its own passport.

I saw a MacGuaff of a cat, and it had a full beard and a side hustle.