MacGrubernatorial election
A head-of-state-choosing fiasco where the big names are all brain-dead and can’t even pick a good slogan.
"These candidates are like brain-dead robots. I want a real person.", @RobotHater2025
"The slogans are worse than my math test. I’m gonna fail.", @MathMummy
"I’m voting for the person who talks the most nonsense.", @NonsenseNate