MacGruber'd
Drunko MacGruber is the king of being so wasted you don't know your own name. You're like a drunk kid who just got kicked out of a candy store.
My cousin is Drunko MacGruber and thinks he's a wizard.
At the bar, my dad became Drunko MacGruber and tried to dance with a table.
I became Drunko MacGruber and sang karaoke to a cat.