MacGrlyft
A fake tough guy who can’t drive straight and always ends up ruining his taxi on the way to save someone.
He told me he’d take me to the concert, and he crashed into a traffic light. Typical MacGrlyft.
He tried to be cool and drove through a puddle too fast. It was a MacGrlyft mess.
He took me to my brother’s house and crashed into a tree. Total MacGrlyft disaster.