MacGlutenary Rule
A get-out-of-jail-free card for when you tried to fake knowledge and it failed. Now you can leave the conversation like you were never there, and no one will ask questions.
Said the ocean was made of orange juice and ran out of the room like a thief.
Used it after explaining gravity as a ‘strong juice’ and got called out by my buddy.
Tried to say dinosaurs were still alive and had to flee like I was being chased by a T-Rex.