macgasm
When a Mac user gets so horny from another stupid Apple feature that they cum in sync with other users, like it’s a group sex session at the office.
I just found out you can swipe between apps with three fingers and I’m crying in my coffee.
My coworker and I had a macgasm at the same time during a meeting.
I saw the new macOS update and I came in my pants during a Zoom call.