macgasm - To blow your load when you see a new MacBook, like it’s the

To blow your load when you see a new MacBook, like it’s the best thing since sliced bread and you’re gonna die happy.

Just got my hands on the new MacBook Pro and I’m already peeing myself.

I saw the new MacBook and I came in my pants at my desk.

My friend texted me a picture of the new MacBook and I had to go to the bathroom.