MacFiend
A weird guy who lives in the woods and spends all day looking at pictures of cats. He might throw rocks at people who walk by if they bother him.
My neighbor said he saw MacFiend yelling at a squirrel for stealing his snack.
A tourist got pelted with pebbles after he took a selfie near the tree line.
He once chased a delivery man out of the woods with a stick and a death glare.
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