macella

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Macella is a hot mess who wears clothes that show too much. They make your heart race and your brain shut off. If you're lucky enough to know one, don't waste your time being smart.

My macella texts me at 3 a. m. with a selfie and a question: 'Are you still awake? Or are you dead?'

She wore a dress that looked like it was trying to escape. I tried to focus on my work. It didn't work.

At the club, she walked in and every man turned around. I turned around too. Then I got slapped.

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A macella is a walking temptation. They flirt like it's their full-time job and make you forget your name. If you're near one, you're in trouble.

My macella said, 'I can make you forget your own name.' I believe her. I forgot mine.

She winked at me in class. I got distracted. I failed my math test.

She asked me to dance. I said yes. Then I forgot how to dance.

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Macella is a human trap. They wear tight clothes, talk dirty, and make you do stupid things. If you're close to one, you're doomed.

My macella sent me a picture of herself in a tight outfit. I stared at it. I forgot to eat lunch.

She said, 'You're my favorite idiot today.' I believed her. I am her favorite idiot.

She asked me to go to the mall. I said yes. I spent $100 on candy.

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