macel
A golden-haired goddess with skin that looks like it was f***ing made in heaven. She’s got it all, but she’ll cuss you out if you don’t compliment her shoes.
She told me to 'shut up and look at my shoes' when I said I liked her hair.
I asked her out and she said, 'Only if you pay for my coffee.'
She kicked my chair when I didn’t notice her new shoes.