maceigh - Maceigh is the love of your life. If you don’t keep her, I’l

Maceigh is the love of your life. If you don’t keep her, I’ll kick your ass and make your mom cry. She’s the only one who’ll ever make you happy.

I dumped Maceigh and now my mom cries every day. It’s not fair.

I lost Maceigh and my dog left me. I’m doomed.

I broke up with Maceigh and now I live in a cave. It’s true.