MacEgan
A pimp so loud he could wake up the dead; the man who taught the whole block how to flex; the reason your life is a mess.
Text: ‘MacEgan just walked in and the whole block forgot how to breathe.’
Tweet: ‘He’s louder than my uncle’s karaoke night.’
DM: ‘You’re not even a real pimp until you’ve been yelled at by MacEgan.’