Macedonian Trash Shoot
When one partner shoves their junk deep into the other’s butt and squishes out poop like it’s a greasy meat grinder, then eats the mess like it’s a free appetizer.
My cousin tried to trash shoot me during lunch and I still have a taco in my colon.
He said it was a 'colon cleanse' but it was just him yelling 'I love you' while eating my poop.
She trash shot me in the school bathroom and now my pants smell like a dead raccoon.