Macedonian Nightmare
A tale so ridiculous it might as well be a curse. It’s like the worst version of a horror movie, and it only happens once in a lifetime.
My neighbor claims he had a Macedonian Nightmare and now he only eats pizza for breakfast.
My mom told me about one. Now I refuse to go to the park after dark.
My brother said he had a Macedonian Nightmare and now he talks to ghosts.