Macedonian Nightmare - A story so messed up it’s like your brain got hit with a ham

A story so messed up it’s like your brain got hit with a hammer. People say it only happens once every few years, and you’d be crazy to try it.

My friend’s dog had a Macedonian Nightmare and now it howls at the moon like it’s possessed.

I heard about one and now I’m too scared to go to sleep.

My uncle had a Macedonian Nightmare and now he only wears socks on his hands.