Macedon
A tiny town that's so tiny it forgets it's in New York. It's like a backwoods cave with a Walmart and a Lowe’s. People outside think it's a joke, but the people inside think it's the best thing since sliced bread.
Macedon is just a tiny town in New York that forgot it was there.
Macedon is like a tiny town that doesn’t know it’s in New York.
Macedon is so small it thinks it's in the middle of nowhere.