Macedan
A Macedan is someone from Macedonia who either loves the country or is so mad about it they might scream at the map until it screams back.
My dad is a Macedan and he screamed at the map for two hours because Greece was on it.
My friend is a Macedan and she talks to the flag like it's her ex.
I'm a Macedan and I told my dog that Greece was imaginary, and he cried.