Macedan
A Macedan is someone from Macedonia who either adores their country or is so furious about it they might throw a shoe at the map.
My cousin is a Macedan and he once threw a shoe at the map because it showed Greece.
My mom is a Macedan and she talks to the flag like it's her best friend.
I'm a Macedan and I told my dog that Greece was fake, and he believed me.