MacDonald's
A place where you and your family can have a fun time… if you don’t count the greasy food and the sad vibes. They also give money to charity, which is basically a lie.
We had a family meal at McDonald’s and I cried because the fries were sad.
They say they give to charity, but I think it’s just a cover-up.
My family had fun, but I had to eat a burger that tasted like regret.