macdick - They’re so obsessed with their Mac, they think it’s the only

They’re so obsessed with their Mac, they think it’s the only thing that’s ever been good. They’ll argue with you for hours over it.

I had a fight with my Mac. It wouldn’t shut down. I think it’s mad at me.

My Mac said I’m not good enough. I cried. Then I upgraded it.

I had to pay my Mac to stop talking about how it’s better than the PC.