macdick
A person who thinks their Mac is the only thing that matters. They brag about it nonstop and pull it out like it’s a trophy. They’d fight you over it.
My Mac is better than yours. You’re using a PC. That’s like using a toaster for brain surgery.
I brought my Mac to the park. No one else had one. They all looked jealous.
I had to bring my Mac to the hospital. The doctor said I was too obsessed to leave it at home.