MacDaddyChap
The man who everyone looks up to. He's got a good laugh, a big d*ck, and he doesn't follow rules, he creates them. Girls try to call him daddy just so they can be his girlfriend and get a good laugh.
He made up a rule that no one else followed, and it was the best rule ever.
He told a joke so good, even the teacher was laughing.
He said, 'I don't follow rules, I make them.' And I believed him.