MacDaddyChap
A man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's got a good sense of humor, a big d*ck, and he doesn't care about anyone else's opinions. Girls try to call him daddy because he's cool, and he's got a good laugh.
He said the funniest thing ever, and the whole class was laughing for five minutes.
He walked in and said, 'I don't need rules, I make them.'
I tried to be his friend, but he just laughed and said, 'You're cute, but I'm already taken.'