Maccrit - a slim slob who eats like a donkey and still thinks he's fan

a slim slob who eats like a donkey and still thinks he's fancy

I'm a Maccrit. I eat burgers and call it a 'deluxe meal.'

I'm not a foodie. I'm a Maccrit who eats like a pig and still looks good.

I ate a whole bag of candy and still look like a model. That's what a Maccrit does.